Hello. My name is David Schwartz, and I’ve been Internet sober for six days.
In other words, I landed safely here almost a week ago. So far, I’ve stayed in two kibbutzim, including the oldest one in Israel/the world; in a Sephardic center in Golan Heights; and a hotel in Jerusalem. We’re in the holy city now and leave tomorrow to float in the Dead Sea and stay in Ein Gedi AYHA. Whatever that means.
After a literal day of traveling including beautiful Swedish stewardesses and no REM cycles, we arrived in Israel. I’m here with around 40 kids, most of whom are from Boston University. Now, we also have eight Israeli soldiers traveling with us. Everyone on the trip is great, but I’ll give some character breakdowns later. (Click “Read More”)
The first day we explored Tzfat/Zefat/Safed which was almost as foggy as it was religiously important and mystical. There, we talked with a man named Abraham who told us all about kabbalah and showed us his art. Though I wouldn’t be surprised if I ran into him in a mental asylum, it was comforting to know that his seeming mental inebriation was entirely from Judaism. And I know that Birthright is notorious for this—showing you a “normal” man who hails from Michigan and now lives in the spindly hills of Zefat with a beard the size of my forearm, for flash-flooding your cerebellum with the possibility of the most devout conversion that even Moses couldn’t split. So I’m taking it with a grain of salt. Speaking of salt, Israel has the saltiest water in the world. Yet somehow all the potatoes we’ve eaten are bland. It’s a Hanukkah miracle!
The group also walked through Haifa which is a huge and beautiful city. There, we talked to Israeli high school students through the Haifa-Boston exchange program as the two cities are, in fact, sister cities. That night, at perhaps our most religious excursion of the trip, we raided the kibbutz’s bar. Scientific surveys after the fact suggest that there is something about alcohol, jet lag, and hours of hookah with our trip assassin/medic that don’t mix well together.
And the entire group itself is pretty cool. It’s hard to connect with everyone because it’s so big, but I’ve met a lot of people whose company I enjoy and with whom I like traveling. Sometimes there’s too much small talk, and I get tired, and sometimes all the socializing takes away all the Jewishness that exists all around us, but it’s a nice group nonetheless. More details on that later because I am apparently notorious for being longwinded and verbose (though some people we’ve encountered on this trip will prove all you haters otherwise in contrast), and I have been told to keep these posts succinct.
Since those first two days, I’ve seen Lebanon and Jordan in the distance, seen where Palestine would be officially created, observed desert and camels, smelled horrible things, buckled under pressure in speaking Arabic to ten-year-olds, and had the sickest of Israel’s million stray cats lick the inside of my water bottle while taking a picture.
I also heard Israel’s prime minister speak at a Birthright event attended by 5,000 Jews from all over the world. The event was the gaudiest, gildiest lily equipped with overused yet incredible pyrotechnics, costume changes, and an Israeli rapper who listed off all of “Israel’s” inventions (ICQ, mobile phone software, cherry tomatoes).
Wine tastings and bus rides later, we arrived in Jerusalem. The city is incredible. On the outside in some parts, it looks old and worn, but inside it is a cultural epicenter. It features special quarters for Jews, Christians, Muslims, and Armenians; we went through all of these. And, of course, Jerusalem is where the Western Wall/Wailing Wall/Chotel exists.
At first, when I walked up to it, I felt nothing when I touched the hard stone. Around me, men in shades of black wept and wobbled, tracing the Wall’s aged contours. I slipped in a note and stood there, my mind clear, nothing particularly heartfelt.
It wasn’t until we took a tunnel tour and learned all about the Wall and the Second Temple that I understood the importance of the area. After many hours underground learning about ancient marketplaces and bedrock, touching the Wall produced a different experience: it was one of marvel. For more than 2,000 years this area has been fought for, bled for, demanded. This area is the pinnacle of religion for Jews, Muslims, and Christians and that is why the Wall is so important. It is a border that has invoked tears for centuries, a boundary that has browned because of all the people who have clung to it. The Wall doesn’t just represent Judaism nor Israel; it represents people and their undeniable and undefeatable faiths. It represents both myth and history. It is more than just a wall.
I’d like to end this post with a note on the Sabbath, the most important day of the week for Jews. Celebrating Shabbat in the Holy Land was incredible and unreal. But nothing biblical bolstered me—it was the food, the people, the dancing, the love, the celebration in which everyone wanted to participate. On our third time at the Wall, a few guys of our group and I danced crazily with some South African Chabad Jews who had never met us before but were so readily accepting. Five course meals and five chair horas at the hotel brought me closer to random strangers in our hotel—two of whom introduced themselves as Tufts alum. The intoxicating jubilance of the event gave Shabbat meaning to me for the first time.
Here’re some photos. Click them to see them larger!
- We went with our soldiers to the main military cemetery.
- Israel is so scenic!
- Representing Tufts in Jerusalem!
- We went on a tunnel tour of the Wall and explored its history and depth all the way to its bedrock.
- Back of the bus wohoo!
- The kotel!
- Jerusalem is beautiful.
- A scenic view before a fantastic holocaust museum.
- We also went to a fantastic Israeli art and artifact museum.
- Emma and I posing for a picture.
- Israel looks like 100 different places crammed into one.
- The Jordan River! And wild donkeys!
- Well at least they didn’t go all out…
- Wine tasting and touring.
- Being classy.
- Hello… Florida?
- Haifa at night.
- A few of us smoking hookah outside after the bar.
- Haifa during the day from a huge hill.
- The main Bahai temple with its nine stepping tiers.
- Avraham and his kabbalah art.
- Tzfat is so misty and mystical.
- A havdalah candle workshop.
- Emma and Zach in Tzfat.
- Beautiful art is everywhere!
- The messiah is supposed to climb these stairs when he finally gets here.
- Our Crocodile Dundee tour guide, Gadi.
- Can almost read it…
- “Welcome back!” everyone tells us.
- Our first kibbutz’s dining hall.
- I could get used to this.
- Non-sequitur beauty. So lush, so clean.
Note: I wrote this a few days ago but only just found Internet again. Expect a post in the next few days for second half of the trip!




































at 11:48 am
reading this post has made me miss israel soooo badly! you captured the feeling of shabbat perfectly. also, we went to the same wine tasting place!! your picture of haifa in twilight is making me salivate. i’m so glad you are keeping notes on your trip because it sounds like something you’ll want to remember your whole life. maybe you and i will be travel buddies one day, eh? i’d like that. nissiya tova, daveed! ani mtga’aga’at otcha!
at 10:50 pm
Hi, I miss you and love you and have these things to say about your post: “LOL!” “WOW!”
Also you better have had some Doctor Shakshuka by now or I’ma be severely disappointed.
at 4:44 pm
Jordana — Can’t wait to travel with ya!
Eliza — #businesslunchostracized