Fiction

🤑  “Safe,” SmokeLong Quarterly, 2018.

🍵  “Moroccan Mint,” Gravel, 2016.

💒  “How to End Your Marriage,” r.kv.r.y quarterly, 2015.

Essays & Humor

🏋️ “The Cheap But Expensive-Looking Gym Bag That Holds an Ungodly Number of Things,” New York, 2019.

🤖 “Social Media and The Sublime, Online,” Quartz, 2019.

📱  “Our Expanded Vocabulary: Talking on the Phone, Revisited,” The Startup, 2018.

🥗  “This Salad Spinner Collapses to the Size of Two Frisbees,” New York, 2017.

👜  “This Nifty Tote Has Turned All My Dates Into Picnics,” New York, 2017.

🚠  “Race & Place: How Urban Gondolas Address Segregation,” originally in Impact Design Hub, 2016.

👘  “This Robe Feels Like You’re Wearing a Bed,” New York, 2016.

🤳  “The Internet Is Splitting Us Apart,” HOW, 2015.

Interviews

💬  “Smoke and Mirrors: An Interview with David Lerner Schwartz,” SmokeLong Quarterly, 2018.

Panels

📜  “What Do You Really Get Out of an MFA?,” Pawleys Island Writers’ Conference, 2018.

Plays

🧂 Nineteen Twenty-Six, Red Bull Theater’s 2019 Short New Play Festival, Lucille Lortel Theatre, 2019.